This Guy Restored An Audi Wagon

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
03/23/2015 at 19:59 • Filed to: None

And here is the photographic evidence.....

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DISCUSSION (19)

Dsscats > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/23/2015 at 20:02

He's pretty active on the FP. I hate to say it, but he's a real dick sometimes too. Always bringing up his S6 as better than everything else and putting everyone down.

jkm7680 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/23/2015 at 20:09

Ooohhhh, Rotiform Nue wheels. Please give me those. Props to him for restoring that thing though.

jkm7680 > Dsscats
03/23/2015 at 20:10

Do you know his username? That's a shame.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Dsscats
03/23/2015 at 20:14

Who is he? I just stumbled across this over on /r and thought you dirty wagon loving freaks would like it.

505Turbeaux > jkm7680
03/23/2015 at 20:16

let me find out it is unclewalty or whatever the shit he is. McMike had some fantastic exchanges with him in the past. Something to do with Audi rings as a 4 pack of Coors holder or some shit

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/23/2015 at 20:18

Audi wagons are the best, most flawed vehicles there are. If I won the lottery, and it would have to be a big one, I'd rebuy my old allroad, drop it off at my local Audi dealer with a blank check, and say "fix it". Then is probably be doing the same thing every other month, because allroad.

jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux
03/23/2015 at 20:19

Whoa, that sounds rather awesome.

505Turbeaux > jkm7680
03/23/2015 at 20:21

I hope McMike rings in, and I hope it is him.

Dsscats > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/23/2015 at 20:34

http://addvanced.kinja.com/

Dsscats > jkm7680
03/23/2015 at 20:35

http://addvanced.kinja.com/

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > 505Turbeaux
03/23/2015 at 20:37

This guy: http://unclewalty.kinja.com/ ?

RallyWrench > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/23/2015 at 20:38

I don't know who he is, but that's one of my bucket list keeper cars right there. If I found a good one in green over black I'd never sell it.

RallyWrench > 505Turbeaux
03/23/2015 at 20:39

You just gave me a great way to use a spare grille I have for my 4000.

5-Speed Gangsta > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/23/2015 at 20:39

I really like older german vehicles, built prior to 1998 or so. Why? Germans used to OWN the luxury market, but when the Japanese entered the scene with Lexus and Acura, the Germans scrambled to compete in cost, resulting in many half baked ideas, and cost cutting in materials and overall build quality. If you buy something german from the early to mid 90s, it was engineered without that cost-consciousness in mind, and everything is overbuilt.

This just about sums up my life

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > 5-Speed Gangsta
03/23/2015 at 20:41

I feel that way about old Mercedes. the new ones just don't have that ....I dunno...same feel to them that the old ones had.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Dsscats
03/24/2015 at 00:06

His image captions read exactly how I would have expected them to given his activity on the FP.

Dsscats > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
03/24/2015 at 00:28

I mean, this

You can see the 118db Hella Supertones in the front bumper; these are great for getting left lane hogs to get out of your way.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
03/24/2015 at 03:23

restored an Audi wagon , and only problem is , it's still worth fuck all.

505Turbeaux > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
03/24/2015 at 08:22

that be the one